The Cuckoo’s Call

On Sunday I heard the cuckoo call for the first time this year. So summer’s really here!

 Only a few years ago I wouldn’t have associated the cuckoo’s call with a live bird – just the little figure that pops out of a clock at regular intervals. I assumed the real bird was probably extinct or at least rare (I must have been confusing it with the Dodo or, more likely, the Corncrake).

 But since we moved the country several years ago, I’ve learned to expect the cuckoo’s call each year – and I know it heralds the approach of summer. It’s a difficult bird to spot as it prefers to stay hidden as it searches for a mate. As I go about my chores around the farm I hear him in the forestry at the edge of our property. His call is background music in my world.

 When I hear the call, I’m also reminded of the association the cuckoo’s call holds for Erich, the main character in my novel Hitler and Mars Bars. The bird’s call reminds him of his German homeland and the people he left behind, rousing an intense yearning to see his loved ones. It amazes me that a sound can evoke vivid memories and longings.

 I first encountered the cuckoo in Ireland, my adopted country. So its call is intrinsically linked in my mind with my new land and new experiences that, I’m sure, will become fond memories.  So, while I’m building the memories,  I’ll enjoy the season and welcome summer with the elusive bird.

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National Bealtaine Festival

Did you know that May 1st is a cross quarter day? It falls half way between the spring equinox and the summer solstice. It’s traditionally the first day of summer in Ireland though you’d never guess that if you looked out the window early this morning. In ancient times it was the beginning of the summer pastoral season when cattle were driven out to their summer pastures and mountain grazing.

 Bealtaine has been celebrated on this day in Ireland and Scotland for centuries. It was greeted with bonfires and rejoicing as the winter was over and the earth was coming alive again.

So what better day to begin Ireland’s modern Bealtaine festival, a national festival which celebrates creativity in older age. It runs 1st-31st May. As I approach 50 I am pleased to see Ireland encouraging established and new talent in the over 50 age group. There’s an amazing amount of talent out there so check out some of the events on during the coming month.

 I hope the slogan, ‘you’re not getting older, you’re getting better’ will be true of my work in years to come. And I’m sure it applies to the every writer, artist and performer who will participate in this year’s festival.

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Read Outside The Box!

Want to find some new and interesting books – not just the bookshop Top 10 that everyone is reading?

Check out http://bookeventcenter.ning.com/page/all-books

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World Book Day

Today’s World Book and Copyright Day. When I was pondering what to write for this occasion I ran through a few book titles, starting with my own novel, Hitler and Mars Bars. And that got me thinking – about ‘and’. Ever noticed how many book titles use the word ‘and’ to pair two words or phrases? There’s quite a few. Places, people, objects, emotions – lots of things can be linked.

 

How many books can you name that use this structure for their title?

 

200px-oldmanseaHere’s some familiar ones, classic and contemporary:

 

Crime and Punishment

Pride and Prejudice

The Sound and the Fury

The Old Man and the Sea

Heart and Soul

 

How about some less familiar ones?

 

The Root and the Flower

The Well and the Mine

Mules and Men

shakenstirredShaken and Stirred

Protect and Defend

Pond Lake and Paris

 

How many others can you add to my list?

 

I love finding interesting book titles. If a title grabs me, I’m more likely to pick up the book and read it. What do you think makes a memorable book title?

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Fabian’s Funny Fantasy Tips

As I promised, Karina Fabian, author of Magic, Mensa and Mayhem, is joining us today to talk about writing funny fantasy.

 

Although a Mensan, Karina Fabian lives a life of “F’s” — Family,karina1061 Faith, Fiction & Fun. Winner of an EPPIE award for best sci-fi (Infinite Space, Infinite God) and a Mensa Owl for best fiction (“World Gathering: Magic, Mensa and Mayhem”), Karina’s writing takes quirky twists that amuse her — and her readers. A fan of comedy improv, she came up with Dragon Eye, PI, started after watching a film noir skit on Whose Line Is It, Anyway? and it has grown into one of her favorite worlds to write in. Karina lives with her husband and children at Minot AFB, North Dakota.

 

On Writing Funny

By Karina Fabian

When writing a novel, the rule of thumb in plotting is: Put the character in a tree. Throw rocks at him until he gets down. In humor, it’s: Put the character on a unicycle. Throw banana cream pies and Beanie Babies at him until he gets across the highwire… 

             …and falls into the pool of banana cream at the end.

            It sounds easy, but just like trying to juggle Beanie Babies and banana cream pies while traversing a wire on a unicycle, the execution is hard. I’d like to share with you some of the things I’ve learned while writing my humorous fantasy mystery, Magic, Mensa and Mayhem: From the Case Files of DragonEye, PI.                     

           Keep your character unbalanced in a comical way and toss absurd situations at him as he reaches his goal–then toss in the big surprise. In Magic, Mensa and Mayhem, my dragon detective Vern and his partner Sister Grace, are hired (unpaid) to chaperone a bunch of magical creatures at a Mensa convention in Florida. It should be a cushy job, but pixies start pranking, Valkyrie start vamping, the dwarf runs of to “get discovered,” and the Elves get high on soda and declare war. From the beginning, Vern and Grace are off-balance with magical who have their own agendas (that have nothing to do with the conference agenda), Magicals that show up on their own (like Coyote the Trickster on parole from Montana for the conference), and (the banana cream tub) the elves involving Florida in their intertribal spat.

Find a combination of plot, person and world that naturally moves to humor. It was never my intention to write humor, but my DragonEye, PI world offered some ripe opportunities. With a cynical dragon detective who was undersized and underpowered thanks to a spell by the Faerie St. George and a world of legends and myths to twist however I wanted, I had the circus, the performer and the ingredients for banana cream. Even so, not all my DragonEye, PI stories are funny (though most have some amusing aspects). If the combination is not right, I don’t force the joke.

Find your kind of humor. Some folks like slapstick and pun. Others prefer the dry chuckle. Some don’t mind the occasional potty joke for a laugh. Use the humor you are comfortable with–and that your story will support. Here are some ideas:

Puns. Highest form of language or lowest form of humor, some people love them. I love them, so my dragon Vern does, too, so they get used liberally in my DragonEye stories.

Puns get even more clever if they are integral to the story rather than just tossed in. For example, I decided to play off Shakespeare’s Midsummer Night’s Dream by calling a master practical joker, “Puck,” just because there are so many puns off “puck.” Pixies were pranking all over the convention–passing the puck, you could say–which not only gave Vern headaches but me plenty of opportunity for jokes.

Look at a situation from the outside. Being an androgynous dragon gives Vern a unique perspective on human activities like courtship. It also made for some embarrassing situations for him, like when he has to counsel Brunhilde against promiscuousness.

Twist a cliché: Brownies supposedly clean your house and do your work–what if they did stuff you didn’t want them to do? Re-arrange your CDs, finish your crosswords?

Exaggerate:  A longstanding humor tradition. For me, the High Elves were an easy target. Long-lived equals long-winded in my universe, and that makes for some fun situations–from Gozon pontificating, oblivious to Vern’s struggle to get a toddler off his back, to Galinda summing up her marital problems with, “Now all he says is, ‘You look good, babe.’”

Have fun. If you are not enjoying your own story, others won’t either. Don’t force the humor, and don’t worry about the ebb and flow of the funnies. The very best stories aren’t the ones that have a laugh-a-minute, but take time for a serious moment of introspection or poignancy.

Finally, read funny stuff, especially in your genre. As a fan of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin and Jody Lyn Nye, and Piers Anthony, I’d already immersed myself in the best of fantasy humorists. Through reading, my mind gradually absorbed the puns, the twists of the normal into the absurd, and the pace between silly and serious. I owe a debt of gratitude to these people, which is why I dedicated my book to them.

Humor, when it works, is fun to write. It’s even more fun to read. May you have as much fun writing your stories as I do writing mine.

 

Karina

 

If you are intrigued by Karina’s ideas for writing funny fantasy, you’ll enjoy her latest novel, Magic,Mensa and Mayhem.

 

Magic Mensa and Mayhem front coverPublisher’s Weekly, in their review, says:

“Religion and humor suffuse this well-imagined and densely plotted comedic mystery, based on a short story of the same title. Cursed by St. George to serve the Faerie Catholic Church, dragon detective Vern now sleuths in the mundane world. His latest (unpaid) assignment is to babysit a group of faeries attending a Mensa meeting. Vern quickly has his claws full juggling crises, from invisible brownies to two elves whose rivalry threatens to become interdimensional war. Distinctly memorable and occasionally silly supporting characters, from Brunhilde the Valkyrie to Native American trickster Coyote, steer the action. While the conclusion sticks perilously close to genre formula and the narrative is jumpy throughout, most readers will forgive the clichés (and Vern’s groan-worthy puns) and chuckle all the way through.”

Karina is giving readers a chance to win a copy of Magic, Mensa and Mayhem. I’ll let her tell you how to enter:

“I am having a trivia contest for people who have read Magic, Mensa and Mayhem. On April 30, I’ll post 10 questions whose answers can be found in the book.  I’ll accept answers until May 15. The winner gets a free copy of Live and Let Fly, the next DragonEye, PI, novel.  Folks can find the details on www.dragoneyepi.net.”

Hope you enjoyed Karina’s visit today. I’m glad she was able to stop by and let slip a few secrets about how to create the kind of wacky world readers love to get lost in.

Finally, here’s how you can order a copy:

 

Title:               Magic, Mensa & Mayhem

Author:           Karina Fabian

Publisher:       Swimming Kangaroo

                        www.swimmingkangaroo.com

Genre:            Fantasy

Released:       March 2009

Retail Price:   $13.99 (print- US) £11.99 (print – UK)

                        $3.99 (electronic)

ISBN:             978-1-934041-78-9

 

Available from Swimming Kangaroo,  Amazon, Kindle and to order from good bookshops.


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Don’t Miss Karina Fabian!

“Wisdom of the Ages, Knowledge of Eternity, and I end up a babysitter at the Smart Humans Convention.” Vern, Dragon Detective, Quote from Magic, Mensa and Mayhem.

 

Magic Mensa and Mayhem front coverWhat’s Magic, Mensa and Mayhem? This is how author, Karina Fabian, describes the story:

It should have been a cushy job: Vern, the dragon detective, and his partner, the mage Sister Grace, are given an all-expense paid trip to Florida to chaperone a group of Magicals at a Mensa convention. Then the pixies start pranking, the Valkyrie starts vamping and a dwarf goes to Billy Beaver’s Fantasyland to be “discovered”. Environmentalists protest Vern’s “disrupting the ecosystem,” while clueless tourists think he’s animatronic. When the elves get high on artificial flavourings and declare war on Florida, it turns into the toughest case they aren’t getting paid for.

 

What does it take to write such humorous fantasy? Drop by Ascroft, eh? on Friday, April 17 when author, Karina Fabian, will share her secrets for writing humorous fantasy. She’ll tell us about her new book Magic, Mensa and Mayhem and how she gets the ideas to write such wacky stories. Also find out how to enter her contest to win a copy of Magic, Mensa and Mayhem.

 

Don’t miss Karina Fabian’s visit to Ascroft, eh? on Friday, April 17.

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Janet Elaine Smith chats with Dianne Ascroft

Ever wondered how readers learn about a new book? With publishers concentrating their marketing budgets on their best known authors, it’s hard for new books by unknown authors to gain attention. On Tuesday I’ll be chatting with Janet Elaine Smith on her radio show, Marketing for Fun and Profit, about my novel, Hitler and Mars Bars, and how I’m telling potential readers about it.hitler-and-mars-bars1Janet Elaine Smith likes to explore topics thoroughly so you never know where the discussion will lead. But I’ll bet she’ll ask me about my novel’s title….

Join us at

 

www.internetvoicesradio.com/home.htm

  on Tuesday, May 14 at 4.30pm EST (9.30pm in the UK/Ireland). Click on the live streaming link to listen live. If you miss the live show, it will be available to listen to at

 

www.internetvoicesradio.com/home.htm  by the end of the week. Click on Janet Elaine Smith’s name in ‘archives’ or ‘hosts’ and you will find the list of her past shows.

Hope you can join us on Tuesday!

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Metro Eireann reviews ‘Hitler and Mars Bars’

I just read Metro Eireann newspaper’s review of Hitler and Mars Bars and thought I’d pass on the highlights to you.hitler-and-mars-bars

Hitler and Mars Bars was praised for being “tightly written, and the characters very much believable” by Irish newspaper Metro Eireann’s reviewer, Jeanette Rehnstrom, in her review last week. She says “the evocative language is seemingly effortless; one has an easy time going with the flow and living the lives of the characters”.

 

While the newspaper review is not available online, the full review will be re-printed soon on the Irish Writers Exchange at: http://irishwritersexchange.com/news.html and on their MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/irishwriter39sexchange.

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Amazon Top Reviewer’s praise for Hitler and Mars Bars

This morning I was delighted to discover that Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer, Lesley West, has posted a review of Hitler and Mars Bars on Amazon.

 

In her review, Hitler and Mars Bars is described as “an engaging novel with a feisty and determined young hero, and one well worth your time”. She says “the novel is well written, and all of the characters are well depicted” and that the portrayal of “everyday post war Ireland is engaging and realistic”.

 

Read the full review here.

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Reasons to Celebrate!!!

I’m celebrating today! Spring has sprung and Hitler and Mars Bars is leaping into its second year.

Today’s the Vernal Equinox – and therefore the first day of spring in the Northern hemisphere. After the past winter, I’m glad to see it arrive. Aren’t you?  

hitler-and-mars-barsIt’s also the first anniversary of Hitler and Mars Bars’ release.  This time last year I was sending out press releases to announce the book’s publication. Since then word about the novel has been spreading far and wide. Here’s some of what’s been happening:

– individuals around the world have bought copies of the book

– bookshops and libraries throughout Ireland have ordered the novel

– I’ve been interviewed on Irish and international radio stations  

– I’ve participated (being reviewed, answering interview questions and writing guest posts) in a two month Virtual Book Tour that included over 30 stops

– numerous reviews and articles about the book were printed in newspapers, magazines and websites

Here’s what several articles and reviews said about Hitler and Mars Bars:

“It’s a riveting story… As a novel it is extraordinarily well researched. It could form the basis of a revealing film script… Beautifically written with a strong human story running through it…”   Brian D’Arcy, BBC broadcaster, Sunday World columnist, author, journalist

“The novel does an excellent job of showing how the devastation of war continues long after the guns have been silenced… This book attempts to help us better understand the plight of one boy as he struggles with war and its aftermath.” Historical Novel Society Online Review, November 2008

 “Although writer Dianne Ascroft’s new book has only been released to the general public for little over a week, she has already achieved critical acclaim for the novel… The novel was recognised by the Ireland’s Own magazine’s book deal competition when Dianne won the best book section.”  Tyrone Constitution, 29 May 2008

“Ascroft, through her sensitive research, has produced an insightful novel which acknowledges the past, but also the strain of change that was present at the time… [She] has localised the global context of her subject matter, in this unique window into 1940s Ireland.”  East Cork Journal, 5th June 2008

“An endearing story… Ascroft is superb in telling the story from Erich’s point of view. It’s a poignant and nostalgic look at a bygone and more innocent age…. The story is both vivid and moving…”  News Letter (Belfast), 21st June 2008

“It is well produced, well edited and has an inviting cover.”  The Self Publishing Magazine, Winter 2008


So I have reason to celebrate. I’ve been thrilled by the response I’ve had from readers, bookshops, libraries, newspapers, magazines, radio stations and websites. Hitler and Mars Bars has had a great first year. I’m still brimming with ideas to help spread the word as I think there are many more readers who would enjoy this story.  I can’t wait to see what happens in this next year!

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